Iranian Payola

from Obama to the Mad Mullahs.

EXCERPT:  “The State and Treasury Departments declined on Tuesday to answer a series of questions from the Free Beacon about the method in which U.S. taxpayer funds were paid to Iran.

The administration is also withholding key details about the payment from leading members of Congress, including Sens. Ted Cruz (R., Texas) and Mike Lee (R., Utah), who launched an inquiry into the matter earlier this month.

The Departments of State, Treasury, and Justice all failed to respond to the inquiry by Monday’s deadline, according to congressional sources tracking the matter.

“The already bizarre circumstances surrounding the $1.7 billion payment to the Islamic Republic have only gotten stranger in the weeks since we learned of the $400 million in cash that was sent to the Iranian regime last January 16th,” Cruz said to the Free Beacon. “If this payment was, as the Obama administration insists, a straightforward settlement of an old debt that it would have cost America more to contest, why all the secrecy?”

THIS JUST IN! Congress demands answers and gets replies! 

Cong Elijah Cummings:  “This is just plain ol’ racism against our fine first black president!”

Cong Hank Johnson:  “Will Iran capsize if we give them too much money?”

Obama:  “I’ve got my pen and my phone and by the way, I’ve only got five more months to go anyway. FORE!”

FBI Director Comey:  “I have come to the conclusion that the Obama Administration was careless but there appears to be “no intent” by Obama, Valerie Jarrett (co-president), or the Clinton Crime Family Foundation to unlawfully disburse the peaceful Iranian government a $1.3 billion dollar ransom payment, which includes a $400 million dollar payment in small bills, without Congressional approval, and therefore, I do not recommend prosecution.”

Hanoi John Fonda Kerry:  “Well, Obama also gave $500 million dollars to the the UN Green Climate Fund and Congress never approved it so let me just say that I am . . . absolutely convinced that carefully calibrated diplomacy, that if that is what we engage in, that Iran will play a very important role in achieving a comprehensive peace in the region and in putting an end to the five decades of conflict that have plagued everybody in this region. By the way, I served in Vietnam.”

Marie Harf:  “Look, it might be too nuanced of a discussion for some like I’ve seen over the past few weeks and some of the commentary on networks but it’s really the smart way for Democrats, for Obama, and our partners in the Arab world to combat it.”

BJ Bubba Clinton:  (Eyeing the SHT out of Harf) “Heh heh, that depends on what your interpretation of “is” is baby doll. Come sit on Daddy’s lap.”

Nancy Pelosi:  “This money is like the unemployment checks in the USA as they stimulate the Iranian economy and it is typical of the GOP to reveal Democrat corruption. Pardon me but I have a botox appointment.”

Hillary Clinton:  “Hey, at this point, what difference does it make? Whoa, is the room spinning or am I having another petite mal seizure? What is that stink? Is my Depends full AGAIN?”

Joe Biden:  “I mean really, hey, you know, like what it is on that one thing. Hey Baby,” (points to a young woman in the crowd), “come give Uncle Joey a big hug.”

Senator Schumer:  “This whole affair is confounding but since I’m chill with Obama, I see no issues here.”

Democrats:  “Nothing to see here. Vote for Hillary, early and often. Anyone voting for her less than five times is half-stepping.”

The Uniparty:  “Huh? What? Hey look over there, a squirrel!”

GOPe:  “Welllllllllllllll, the next time she does this we’ll do something. Maybe a harsh note or a mean look!”

About GunnyG

Retired US Marine and pissed-off American. Tired of the bullshit from inside the Beltway and determined to change it, peacefully or otherwise. A Constitution-loving American who believes that the US is #1 and should be!
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4 Responses to Iranian Payola

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  2. Hardnox says:

    You pretty well summed it up Gunny. This would really be funny if it wasn’t almost true.

    Damn, we need real leadership.