Funny Friday – August 19, 2016

I know it’s Saturday…

Sorry for the delay – had some major technical issues at N & F Central Command.

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voices

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ObamaCare is imploding…

aetna

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The NeverTrump assholes…

assholes

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benghazihill

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Hillary’s mysteriously growing body list…

happy stalin

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hillarybook

Hillary’s new book

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bill

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bill2

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face
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verdict

the antidote

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New Trump campaign strategy….

crazy

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On choosing our new First Lady…

firstladybill

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firstladys

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Leftie supporters…

fries

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moron

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verdict2

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Let’s not forget the Rio Olympics…

rio

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georgebush-checkingout-the-olympics

GWB enjoying women’s beach volleyball in Rio

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olympics

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cockblock

The most popular guy in China when he gets home.  He’s the olympian pole vaulter in who knocked the bar off with his willie. He doesn’t need any medals now!  

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Concerns about Hillary’s health…

trumphillary

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good

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salad

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seize

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Meanwhile in Heaven…
messicans

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Milwaukee BLM assholes …

milwauki2

Police Cars Matter

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Millwauki

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Meanwhile in Louisiana….

obama-flood

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Meanwhile, the Clinton campaign is going to shit…

shovelready

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soros

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truth

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Team Hillary Media hypocrites….

women

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media

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wall

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Bullshit

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Latinos for Trump… YAY!!!!!

z

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And lastly….

men

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outdoors

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panties

Have a great weekend.

~ Hardnox

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7 Responses to Funny Friday – August 19, 2016

  1. Terry says:

    Some good stuff today ‘Nox. But due to technical difficulties, I’ll have to laugh tomorrow ! Yuk Yuk…..
    ANYWAY..
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    A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.
    The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”
    The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: “See! That was 5 times a month!”
    The second bull is to be sold: “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”
    Again the wife bugs her husband: “Hey, that’s some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!”
    Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison… The third bull is up for sale: “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!”
    The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!”

    The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:
    “Sure, but why don’t you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!”
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    After a thorough investigation, a rich gangster finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

    When the mobster goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
    The Godfather tells the lawyer ‘Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is’.

    The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the money?”
    The bookkeeper signs back: ‘I don’t know what you are talking about’.

    The attorney tells the gangster: ‘He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about’.

    The gangster pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple and says, ‘Ask him again!’

    The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: ‘He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!’

    The bookkeeper signs back: ‘OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!’

    The Godfather asks the attorney: ‘Well, what’d he say?’
    ‘He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.’

  2. Blessed B. says:

    I needed those laughs today!

    I’ve been experiencing technical difficulties with our computer today! I’m finding I can’t actually reach through and choke the living daylights out of some stupid lefties!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmNsvKznMg0

    Winning Joke in England!

    The British doctor says, we took a dead man’s balls and transplanted​ them to a living man and now he is looking for work.

    The German doctor says: In Germany, we take part of a brain, put​ it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

    The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a​ man, put it in another man’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

    The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Seven years ago,​ we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him​ President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!”

    This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition​ held in England.