I’m Voting for Clinton Because…..

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  • I am voting for Clinton because I am a Liberal and I would rather have free stuff than freedom.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I want America to be just like Europe with millions of TERRORISTS running around.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I think we should let more TERRORISTS in our country so we can get attacked 24/7.
  • I am voting for Clinton because she wants to take away our constitutional rights to own a gun in the face of more TERRORIST attacks.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I believe we should let all of those TERRORISTS in to our country and anyone that says otherwise is a RACIST.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I hate Cops, and I support my rioting radical comrades at BLM and if you don’t you are a RACIST.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I believe the ice is melting but I can’t figure out why the water is not rising by my tent on the beach.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I believe it’s okay if our federal government borrows $85 Billion every single month as long as I get food stamps.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I believe it’s better to pay billions of dollars to people who hate America rather than drill for oil, because it might upset some gopher. But really I could care less about the gopher because it is all about stopping Capitalism.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I hate the constitution it is a useless document but I don’t know what it is because I never took the constitution test in School.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I believe that corporate America should not be allowed to make profits for themselves because they are Capitalist pigs.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, as long as the money from baby parts keeps going to the Democrats.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I am incapable of thinking for myself due to the fact that I dropped one too many hits of acid over the coo coo’s nest and now I am as spun as a top.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I hate America and all it stands for and America needs to be NUKED by Iran NOW.
  • I am voting for Clinton because my political science professor at Harvard told me that Communism is better than Capitalism and I believe it because I don’t know what objective thinking is.
  • I am voting for Clinton because the Democrat’s have the same values and ideas as my heroes Mao, Stalin Lenin and Marx.
  • I am voting for Clinton because Freedom of Speech is not important at all, but preventing peoples free speech is under the “false pretense” of being offended.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I don’t want those Capitalists pigs Trump and Pence to take away my food stamps.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I believe lazy, uneducated stoners like me should have just as big a say in running our country as entrepreneurs who risk everything and work 90 hours per week.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I believe all Americans need their guns taken away so me and my pro Communist buddy’s in my pro Communist at BLM can take over America without being shot at.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I see absolutely no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I think insufficient funding spreads AIDS.
  • I am voting for Clinton because I don’t have anything in life due to being a envious pathetic loser and since I don’t have anything, others should not either.
  • And lastly, I am voting for Clinton because I, like all Liberals hate you, your country, your freedoms, The Constitution, Capitalism, Our founding Fathers, the flag, Jews, Jesus, the Bible and Christians and will stop at nothing to insure America comes to an end.
H/T vor
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I’m sure we all must have heard one of these reasons before come out of a leftist’s mouth! I can think of a couple more….
I’m voting for Clinton because I believe my late grandparents should have the right to vote also!
I’m voting for Clinton because I should have the right to vote more than once in multiple Constituencies!
If there are any more that I missed…please add them below! 🙂
 
~Blessed B~
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18 Responses to I’m Voting for Clinton Because…..

  1. Felinity says:

    I’m voting for Clinton because:

    She’ll support my personal Bill of WANTS, not OUR Bill of Rights.
    Benghazi proved that white lives DON’T matter.
    I’ll get a FREE double-standard-time watch to go with my ObamaPhone.
    She was brave enough to ummm…”plug” free tampons!
    Finally: It’s time for a prez who doesn’t stand to pee…TRULY our first “sitting President”!

    • Blessed B. says:

      LMAO! Those are all good ones Felinity! Thanks for adding to the list of stupid reasons to vote for the criminal!

      Loved the last one BTW! Hilarious 🙂

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  3. carolinmd says:

    I’m voting for Clinton because I love baggy boring pantsuits and since I can’t find a job, I want to join hands with the millions getting welfare and food stamps…I’m sick and tired of trying to find all these jobs that Obama has created and Hillary has bragged about. They seem to be squirreled away where people like me in the over fifty crowd can’t find them…For some reason only certain minorities have the inside line of where to find these plentiful jobs that are saving our country…I am the wrong age, the wrong color and the wrong race, and the wrong nationality…and apparently, I’m now even in the wrong country as the same people who have changed everything are working to make change permanent in America…Do I hear allahu akhbar anyone? Hillary will give us that too!

    • Blessed B. says:

      Another good one! 🙂

      One of the Promises made by Obama that he’s actually kept…..to fundamentally change America! It’s not going to even be the United States of America any more if Clinton gets in!

  4. Hardnox says:

    I am voting for Clinton because I can’t decide which restroom to use.

    I am voting for Clinton because I can’t decide which sex I am today.

    I am voting for Clinton because I want her to destroy the the Constitution by appointing moronic leftists jurists in our courts who discover laws written in invisible ink so they can strip me of the rights that I don’t know that I have because I’m a stupid ignorant leftist douchebag.

  5. Uriel says:

    BAM! SHEZAM!

    I am voting for Clunton because I prefer other governments and people to own things rather than our own slumlords.

    I am voting for Clinton because her methods of governing insure I lose weight.

    I am voting for Clinton so when I “shop” around and “acquire” supplies I don’t have to worry about being shot at or killed in the process after all I deserve what others have accumulated.

    • Blessed B. says:

      LOL! Insuring you lose weight…. 🙂

      Thanks for Playing for the stupid Liberal game…..guess we know our enemies pretty well! 🙂

  6. vonmesser says:

    Shared. Several places.

  7. Blessed B says:

    HEA….You know I’m teasing you, right? I know you are not a Liberal….