Crime Family. Note to DNC weenies: If you’re going to blow the whistle on The Hildabeast or BJ Bubba, or maybe drop off that secret “second” ledger from the Clinton Crime Family Foundation to the FBI, DO NOT say anything beforehand. Simply leave, ask for WitSec, and THEN testify. Otherwise you risk being Vince Foster’d/Ron Brown’d.
EXCERPT: “On July 3, 2016, Shawn Lucas and filmmaker Ricardo Villaba served the DNC Services Corp. and Chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz at DNC’s headquarters in Washington, D.C., in the fraud class action suit against the Democrat Party on behalf of Bernie Sanders supporters.
We contacted Lucas’ employer on 4 August 2016 to ask whether there was any truth to the rumor. According to an individual with whom we spoke at that company, Shawn Lucas died on 2 August 2016. The audibly and understandably shaken employee stated that interest in the circumstances of Lucas’ death had prompted a number of phone calls and other queries, but the company had not yet ascertained any details about Lucas’ cause of death and were unable to confirm anything more than the fact he had passed away.
An unconfirmed report holds that Lucas was found lying on the bathroom floor by his girlfriend when she returned home on the evening of 2 August 2016. Paramedics responding to her 911 call found no signs of life.
This follows the death of 27 year-old Democratic staffer Seth Conrad Rich who was murdered in Washington DC on July 8. The killer or killers appear to have taken nothing from their victim, leaving behind his wallet, watch and phone. Shortly after the killing, Redditors and social media users were pursuing a “lead” saying that Rich was en route to the FBI the morning of his murder, apparently intending to speak to special agents about an “ongoing court case” possibly involving the Clinton family.”
Oh, and don’t forget that on 22 June, John Ashe, former UN official, was slated to testify AGAINST the DNC and the Clintons and accidentally crushed his own throat, a week before testifying.
Sheriff: “Colonel, did you know that Hillary is coming to town and we’re providing security?”
Col Trautman: “If you do that, don’t forget one thing.”
Sheriff: “What’s that?”
Col Trautman: “A good supply of body bags.”
(Especially if you work for The Clot in say, Benghazi.)