4 Sale: 1 Black Soul

Wow. Here’s something you don’t see every day. 

You know it’s bad when someone is selling your “black soul” on Ebay, complete with a picture of a giant pile of bear crap. This was an actual ad :


black soul



For a limited time, available to the highest bidder, is the unopened, unused, and unfortunately non-working soul of Hillary Clinton. Although many times souls are exchanged with the devil for favors or other worldly items, even lucifer said this one was a bit too evil for him so it is going to have to go for cold hard cash. Comes with a free pass from the FBI and DOJ.

It is very adept at deceit, murder a.k.a assisted “suicide”, incompetence and ineptitude. Somehow it has embodied Rules for Radicals and knows the book of satan backwards and forwards, however it has never seen the US Constitution.

Very flexible for its age as it likes to be used to cover things up or be covered up itself. Recently gained strength through the consumption of others poorer souls such as Bernie Sanders, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Tim Kaine and Richard Hanna to name a few.

Comes complete with a certificate of authenticity for your records.

Note: Even if you win this auction be warned that it may accept a higher bid at anytime and turn on you in doing so.

Seriously, all you are going to get is a picture of a bear turd signed by someone, but we don’t know who yet.

Any money raised from this auction will be donated to theYoung Americans Foundation.


I checked on it and the item is gone from Ebay. I hope if someone bought it they keep it in a thick-walled lead container buried under several feet of concrete.



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4 Responses to 4 Sale: 1 Black Soul

  1. upaces88 says:

    My Lord! Someone has a vivid imagination to create this. Please, don’t allow Clinton to find out who did this. She’ll add you to the “Clinton Body Bag List.”


  2. 219rad says:

    I couldn’t find it either, but I did see many albums by Soul Asylum and some promotional CDs by Black Soul Strangers. LOL!!!

  3. Hardnox says:

    That’s funny as shit… bear shit that is. An appropriate description of the bitch’s soul.

    Whoever posted it is from Grapevine Texas and has a great sense of humor and a keen sense of observation.

  4. upaces88 says:

    Grapevine, Texas? It was probably my Brother! LOL