Hillary Is About as Qualified To Be President as Paris Hilton

From: townhall.com,  by John Hawkins,  on Oct 6, 2015,  see the article HERE.


The downside of being governed by idiots is that people start to think that any idiot can be president.

Speaking of idiots, what exactly qualifies Hillary Clinton to be president?

Is it that she’s a woman? Guess what, Paris Hilton is a woman, too! Is it that Hillary was a senator for five minutes and then became Secretary of State? Guess what, Paris Hilton has exactly as many significant accomplishments as a senator and Secretary of State as Hillary, which is zero. Is it that Hillary slept with Bill? Well, she has Paris beat there….probably. Who really knows at this point?

That being said, is a woman who’s widely acknowledged to be in the most dysfunctional marriage in the country now that Bruce and Kris Jenner are divorced really someone we should be considering for President of the United States? Hillary is married to a guy who has engaged in sexual harassment, has had numerous confirmed affairs and he was actually impeached by the House for lying under oath about having sex with an intern. What kind of woman not only sticks with a man like that, but helps him cover up his affairs while she smears the women he’s banging? Given Hillary’s complete lack of ethics, she’s certainly not hanging in there because of any moral convictions. That means she either secretly has terrible self-esteem and doesn’t think she can do any better or she’s such a power-hungry monster that she doesn’t care if her husband likes to take trips to Orgy Island (yes, really) as long he helps her become more powerful.

Here’s a woman who would probably be a career bureaucrat in Arkansas if she hadn’t married the right man. However, she endured a humiliating, loveless marriage to him long enough to ride his coattails to a political career. She was elected as senator of New York – because she was his wife. She was considered a strong candidate for the presidency – because she was his wife. After she lost, she was given the Secretary of State position, probably as much as anything to keep her husband and his allies from doing anything to undercut Obama. Then she was a miserable failure as Secretary of State and it shows in the disasters that the Obama Administration has created all over the planet. In fact, Hillary’s most memorable moments as Secretary of State were when she got Americans killed in Benghazi by ignoring their requests for more security, giving the Russians a button that was supposed to say “reset” when it actually read “overcharge,” and an email scandal that is so bad that she’d probably be on her way to prison if…you guessed it, she wasn’t married to Bill Clinton.

Hillary is a woman of meager talents and titanic ambition who hitched her wagon to a political star. That’s supposed to make Hillary a role model for young women? She’s more like a cautionary tale of what can happen if you sell your soul for power. Sure, she became First Lady, but her husband was having sex with other women down the hall. Sure, Hillary became a senator, but she did nothing of significance in the Senate because Bill could get her into office, but he couldn’t do the work for her. Sure, Hillary became Secretary of State, but she was completely unqualified for the position and people died in Benghazi as a result of her incompetence.

The American people already elected one unqualified candidate because he was black in hopes of putting the race issue in the rear view mirror. Not only did that not happen, but we got the single, worst president in American history in the bargain. So after that debacle which America may literally never completely recover from, are we supposed to choose a corrupt, incompetent 67 year old who doesn’t understand how email works and probably doesn’t even know how to drive a car anymore just because she’s a woman? Then what? Everyone spends the next four years fending off charges of “sexism” when they point out that Hillary is lying, breaking the law again or screwing things up as Democrats claim that all criticism is based on her being a woman? At least Paris Hilton created a successful perfume, handbag and clothing line without her grandfather doing it all for her. That’s more than Hillary can say because without Bill carrying her along on his shoulders, Hillary Clinton couldn’t cut it as a shift manager at McDonald’s.



Let’s face it, without Bill running interference for her, and without her first-class ride on his coattails, she’d probably be a clerk at the DMV. I know that some will relegate that statement to pure partisanship and anti-Hillary rhetoric, but stop and think, what skills has she displayed? Yes, she (finally) passed the bar and got her law license, but that’s been eons ago and since then, what have been her achievements – her accomplishments? She was a First Lady at both the state and national level, but that’s largely a ceremonial position and can hardly be considered a profession.

What about her time as a U.S. Senator? A lackluster and completely forgettable term wherein she can’t claim any notable achievement. And most recently, her stint as Secretary of State. That chapter isn’t completely written yet. On the surface, there were no real accomplishments that she can be credited with, but there are some pretty heavy negatives that appear to be her responsibility. Those will be dissected during the Benghazi Commission’s investigation and may well result in Hillary’s indictment on any of several illegalities. 

In other words, remove Bill from the picture and consider how Hillary might have turned out – a clerk at the DMV? A shift manager at McDonalds? That doesn’t sound too ludicrous does it?

At least Paris Hilton has earned her way to her celebrity status. Sure, part of it was based on a porno movie, but part of it is based on her TV show and her clothing line – all honest pursuits.

I’d rather have Paris Hilton in the White House than Hillary Clinton – Paris is more honest.



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8 Responses to Hillary Is About as Qualified To Be President as Paris Hilton

  1. captbogus2 says:

    She may have been a clerk at DMV but only the required amount of time to move up to a supervisor position. I have seen about a zillion of the petty, low level supervisors and they all had the same compulsion to run things ‘their way’ even if their way is going to run the train off the track.
    Had Hillary been on the Titanic and had she been given the choice of being a passenger in a life boat or the captain of the ship, she would have chose the captaincy.

    • Garnet92 says:

      Listen … I think I can hear “Nearer My God to Thee” playing in the background as the frigid water rises on Hillary’s campaign (glug, glug, glug).

  2. vonmesser says:

    But she’s a woman, and a democrat. That makes her the smartest woman on earth and qualified to do anything.

    • Buck says:

      Yeah. She can leap tall buildings at a single bound….

    • Garnet92 says:

      VM, while it may be true that Hillary has something like 140 IQ – still not the smartest woman on earth – she has a CQ (Character Quotient) of 20 or 30 (if that) and has no qualms about lying or taking advantage of people. she’s a grifter, and a fraud and perhaps the least truthful woman on the planet.

  3. Buck says:

    Where did you get that 140 number? I do not believe anyone with a 140 number would be as pissignorant as she. Of course IQ doesn’t measure common sense.

  4. Hardnox says:

    Excellents points. Seriously, can anyone point to a single professional accomplishment that Hillary has made since graduating law school? It is stunning that she has any supporters at all given her decades of scandals and misdeeds. Her followers must really be brain dead. Of course none of it would be possible if we had a real press. Interestingly enough though, even some are beginning to turn on her as of late.

    Paris in the WH? Although no beauty queen, she’s a heck of a lot better looking than that ugly troll Hillary.