Valerie Jarrett for President ……. wait …… WHAT?

Only she can save the Democratic Party from despair

From:,  by Andrew Stiles,  on Sep 28, 2015,  see the article HERE.

Valerie Jarrett

Hillary Clinton’s campaign is in such bad shape that some Democrats are begging for Joe Biden to enter the race. But maybe Biden isn’t the savior the Democratic Party needs right now. Maybe there’s a better option, a consensus candidate that Democrats could unite behind. That candidate is Valerie Jarrett, senior White House aide and de facto President of the United States. The Cheney to Obama’s Bush, if you will.

Jarrett is such a perfect amalgamation of Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama, it’s somewhat baffling that Democrats have made no effort to draft her for 2016. Consider her credentials:

  • African-American
  • Iranian-born
  • Woman (single)
  • Would make history
  • Stanford University grad
  • Ties to Obama administration, would continue the Obama-Jarrett legacy
  • Extraordinarily young (58) compared to Hillary (67), Biden (72), and Sanders (74)
  • Is a real person, has more personality than Hillary, but not in a creepy way like Biden
  • Brains behind the Obama administration’s foreign policy
  • Ready for primetime television
  • Sufficiently self-important to be president (demanded full-time secret service detail)
  • No email scandal (that we know of)
  • Way more liberal than Hillary
  • Didn’t quit her job early like Hillary
  • Almost as rich as Hillary

Jarrett has all of Hillary’s positive attributes (female gender, experience) and everything that Biden lacks (female gender, historic nature of candidacy). She is the perfect alternative, and could help inject some enthusiasm into an otherwise pathetic Democratic field.

Jarrett 2016


The only thing that keeps me from projectile vomiting at the thought of Valerie Jarrett running for POTUS is that I think that Michelle will nix the idea. I think that Michelle believes that becoming the first black female to be president is her birthright and wouldn’t stand for Valerie to upstage her. I really expect Michelle to run for U.S. Senator (probably from Illinois) first and then after a year or two in office will start preparing for her presidential campaign. Of course, if for some reason, Michelle decides that she doesn’t want to be Madame President, she would give her support to Valerie.

My friends, we are in deep excrement when we can (realistically) envision either of these “females” possibly running for POTUS – and even worse – possibly winning.

Wow, even Jeb Bush doesn’t look so bad now.





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7 Responses to Valerie Jarrett for President ……. wait …… WHAT?

  1. Hardnox says:

    Shoot me now!

  2. Kathy says:

    By Democrat standards Jarrett’s overqualified. She may not be Biden’s kind of creepy, but she sure has her own kind of creepy going on. Her little beady brown eyes are almost black like her heart. If looks could kill, a lot of people would be dead.

    • Garnet92 says:

      Boy, I don’t know … who would I prefer? Hillary or Valerie? They both came out of the “Evil Crone” bin, but Valerie hits several target constituencies: black, Muslim, female, witches, black-hearted she-devils, etc. She ought to appeal to many democrats.

  3. I.R. Wayright says:

    If she is the “brains behind the Obama foreign policy” I’d say she is due for a frontal lobotomy.

  4. Uriel says:

    Choke, gag, (gargle, gargle) Weeeelll she already runs the country now why take a cut in pay.

  5. vonmesser says:

    I am spending the next 2 days cleaning barf off my computer.