Funny Friday – August 14, 2015

Trump Blimp copy


Obama Library copy


Hillary FBI copy


Hillary niot again copy


sanders pony copy


Saved Deer copy


The Karl Marx copy

Official yacht of the left?





Have a great Friday.

~ Hardnox

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5 Responses to Funny Friday – August 14, 2015

  1. Kathy says:

    There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him.

    One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up. While they were driving, the driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him.

    But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud ‘thump’ anyway.

    So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me.”

    And the priest said, “You didn’t hit the lawyer, but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”

  2. WTXGunRunner says:

    Nice going! Pretty good stuff there!

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

    She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”

    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.”

    A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, “The big sissy.”

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.”
    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
    “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000” the jeweler said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”
    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. ” I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,” he said.
    Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account.”
    “I know”, said the old man, “but can you imagine the weekend I had?”
    Have a great weekend everyone

  3. vonmesser says:

    One day, Johnnie Brown was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

    Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

    Bubba, where’d you git that truck?!?”

    Tammie give it to me” Bubba replied.

    “She give it to ya? I know’d she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a New truck?”

    “Well, Johnnie Brown let me tell you what happened.

    We wuz drivin’ out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said: “Bubba, take whatever you want.”

    So I took the truck! ”

    “Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!”