In wake of the Chattanooga
assassinations attack incident, the Obama administration has devised a sure fire strategy to ensure the safety of those serving in Armed Service Recruitment Centers, without letting them carry guns — HIDE!
The Obama administration refuses to arm military recruiters following the attack that killed five marines. Army chief of staff Gen. Ray Odierno said he has no plans to arm recruiters or add security patrols to military recruitment centers.
All U.S. military recruiters were ordered to wear civilian clothes instead of their uniforms at work as a security measure on Friday, and now the US Military is telling military personnel to “close the blinds” for protection.
Pulling bed covers over our heads during a thunderstorm may have seemed effective as wee tykes. Most outgrew that childish notion of self-protection. However, those innovative minds at the White House have deemed hiding the best method for recruiters to guard against another “unfortunate circumstance.”
So, the next time you pass a shuttered strip mall space, and notice someone in a Hawaiian shirt peeking out a window, stop and say, “Hello.” He or she may be just hold your ticket to the rewarding world of military service.
Oh, about that murder-minded Moo Hamhead with an AK-47 and no discernible motive, charging across the parking lot, unleashing high-power rifle fire, while shouting “ALOHA SNACKBAR,” not to worry. Everyone knows that blinds are bullet proof.
Dennis P. O’Neil