Global Warming Scammery For July 9 2015

I am beginning to believe there is NOTHING in the whole global warming, climate change, whatever nom-de-lie you want to give it, that is NOT a HUGE cash grabbing scheme.

From the Goron, to the Pope, to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, they ALL have their hands out for funds that are JUST. NOT. THERE. When THIS house of cards comes tumbling down, it will be a joyous day. Here is the latest ruse courtesy of Dr. Susan Crockford at


Polar bears fine now but give us more money: US Fish & Wildlife Management Plan subtext

Between-the-lines message of the recently released (and hyped to death) Conservation Management Plan for polar bears by the US Fish & Wildlife Service is that the bears really have nothing to worry about except human-caused global warming but it will cost tens of millions of dollars over the next five years to study and manage them.

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“Anybody know where I can get a Coke, and maybe some fat moonbats?” This fine fellow looks GREAT to me. Dude, if you eat leftists, I will give you all the Cokes and Tums you’ll ever need.

So filled with double-speak, misinformation, and obfuscation [including the newly-invented term, “quasi-extinction floor”] that it’s no wonder some news outlets got it wrong (nowhere in this document does it say that “polar bears might go extinct within ten years“). The document does, however, lay out the FWS budget for polar bears over the next five years – and it’s a real eye-opener.

What the report does is assure the FWS funds, over the next five years, to continue spreading alarm regarding greenhouse gases, continue their current and planned polar bear subsistence harvest management plans, and make additional plans to deal with polar bear problems that may or may not arise.

And so is the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. Guess everyone and their brother wants to “cash in” on the scam.

All based on models of predicted summer sea ice losses over the next 100 years (when they say “sea ice” they mean “summer sea ice” – see recent post here).

The bulk of the budget funds will go towards polar bear biologists and population modelers – more than $28 million (pg. 49).

Oddly, the budget item for sea ice modeling (excuse me “projections”) is tucked into the “Diseases & Parasites” section (which are “not currently a threat to recovery”) and allocated an additional $3.45 million (pg. 50), while “den detection mapping, and habitat work” (which surely is routine field work?) is listed separately for an additional $4.433 million (pg. 46).

This means the real total for biologists and modelers is in excess of $35 million – more than half of the $64.6 million total allocated for polar bear related study and management over the next 5 years.

Out-of-date information
They say (pg.)

“The most recent circumpolar population estimate by the IUCN Polar Bear Specialist Group was 20,000 to 25,000 polar bears, derived from a combination of studies and expert judgment (Obbard et al. 2010).” [my bold]

Actually, the most recent assessment by the PBSG was made in 2014 (11 July) but only appears on their website, not in a published document (the PBSG have decided to abandon that out-dated format – who publishes things as documents anymore?). That statement gave a “mid-point estimate” of “approximately 25,000.” (see previous post discussion here; pdf of PBSG statement here).

The mid-point of 20,000-25,000 from 2010 is only 22,5000, so the USFWS quoted estimate in this 2015 document is well below the most recent accepted figure made in 2014. Why would they do that, I wonder?

Unscientific population estimates and obfuscation
The IUCN PBSG won’t hazard a guess any more as to how many polar bears live in the Chukchi Sea because that would be “unscientific” but the USFWS is happy to go with an estimate of about 2,000 because otherwise, the US would have only about 450 polar bears to manage (their half of the estimated 900 bears in the Southern Beaufort, shared with Canada). Plus, some of their models require a number.

From the provided “Questions and Answers” document (pdf here):

“4. How many polar bears are in the U.S. part of the range?

The U.S. shares two polar bear subpopulations. The Southern Beaufort Sea subpopulation is shared with Canada and had an estimated population size of approximately 900 bears in 2010 (Bromaghin et al. 2015). This represents a significant reduction from previous estimates of 1,800 in 1986 (Amstrup 1986), and 1,526 in 2006 (Regehr et al. 2006). The Chukchi Sea population is shared with Russia and we do not have a current or reliable abundance estimate. The most recent estimate, based on expert opinion of the IUCN Polar Bear Specialist Group (PBSG) and extrapolation of previous denning surveys on Wrangel Island (Russia), was 2000 bears in 2002 (PBSG 2002). Therefore, it is likely that a total of approximately 3,000 bears are in subpopulations shared by the U.S.” [my bold]

That last sentence gives the impression that the US has about 3,000 bears to manage but in reality it is less than half that, about 1,450 bears.

More obfuscation
From the “Questions and Answers” document:

“5. What is the projection for the population in the U.S. part of the range – are they expected to go extinct? If so, when?

We do not have projections that are specific to the U.S. Based on population dynamics data collected 2001-2006 (Regehr et al. 2010), Hunter et al. (2010) estimated a high probability that the Southern Beaufort Sea subpopulation would face severe reductions by the end of the 21st century, and possibly by mid-century. This was based on a correlation between reduced sea ice and reduced survival and breeding during from 2001-2006, combined with projected sea-ice conditions from global climate models. A more recent study for the Southern Beaufort Sea covering the years 2001-2010 (Bromaghin et al. 2015) indicated a more complex relationship between ice and population dynamics. Projections for the Southern Beaufort Sea subpopulation have not yet been updated in light of Bromaghin et al. (2015), although the expected risk of extirpation likely remains high. No projections exist for the Chukchi Sea subpopulation. However, a comparison of 1986-1994 with 2008-2011 data indicated very similar body condition and productivity (such as number of yearlings per female) despite sea-ice loss (Rode et al. 2014).

We do not have specific projections of when sea-ice loss may have a negative effect on the individual subpopulations of polar bears. The Southern Beaufort Sea and Chukchi Sea subpopulations are two of five subpopulations in the Divergent Ice Ecoregion, which is one of the four recovery units in the Plan. Recent projections for this ecoregion are that polar bears there have a relatively high probability (50%) of greatly reduced populations by as soon as 2025, with increasing probabilities of greatly reduced populations through the end of the century (Atwood et al 2015).” [my bold]

So, a fifty-fifty chance of a reduced population (not specified by how much) within 10 years. Not extinction. But they still need more than $64 million over the next five years to keep an eye on the problem.

Modern conservation “science” – what else needs to be said?


By now, if ANYONE other than a committed leftist loon thinks this whole climate change scam is nothing more than a leftist get-rich-quick scheme, I have some prime beach property on the Chukchi Sea to sell you.

Just don’t cook out while there. YOU could become the “main course” for those nearly extinct, starving to death, floating on ice cubes polar bears. H.Jesus Christ. The bears, the ice, the seals, ALL are doing just FINE. Got an idea. Why don’t we just give these assholes 1% of what they’re asking for, and tell them to stay the hell home.

This is more proof, as if we need it, the whole damn thing is nothing more than a giant scam being played on the dupes, and the dumb shits are swallowing it hook, line, and sinker. You’ve got to hand it to the loony left. Their theory of dumbing down the population so as to implement their grand schemes has been a WILD success.

Too bad there are those who KNOW it’s a scam, but have NO voice to at LEAST get the media morons THINKING.

But, then, as leftists are wont to do, thinking is something they do not deal with well.


CLYDE. Or, as Slim Pickens said in “Blazing Saddles”, “we’ve been had, it’s a fake”.

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8 Responses to Global Warming Scammery For July 9 2015

  1. Kathy says:

    Just how does one manage wild animals such as polar bears? Is that anything like herding cats?

    Basically nothing changed from 1986 to 2011 despite the loss of sea ice, yet they need more money. This is exactly the kind of fraud in our government that’s killing us.

  2. Uriel says:

    Go Clyde! Keep pundit stupidity in line! Push Back time!

  3. Hardnox says:

    Show me da money! Show me da money!

    Good grief… That’s all anyone in goobermint knows how to say. Doesn’t matter the topic either. How about performance? Maybe that’s a stretch.

    Seriously, these bastards know the train is about to derail in 2017 so they need to fill the trough while they can.

  4. Grouchy says:

    There are areas of the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service that are worth the funding given them. That said, I am TOTALLY not in favor of the areas that they are now involved in. It is NOT the same agency I was affiliated with in the mid 1970’s to the late 1980’s.