Starring, as Monty Hall, John Effing Kerry. With a cast of hundreds of other assorted morons.
Below is a photo series with captions, from Charlie Spiering with Breitbart.com. My captions are beside the ACTUAL captions of Charlie’s, the photos are via the Obama / Associated Press.
14 Photos Of John Kerry Looking For A Nuclear Deal With Iran
By Charlie Spiering 1 April 2015
On Wednesday, Secretary of State John Kerry traveled to Switzerland to look for a nuclear deal with Iran. But in spite of the marathon talks and even a missed deadline, the former failed presidential candidate is still coming up empty.
Here are 14 photos of Kerry still looking for his elusive deal.
1. I’m. Here. For. A. Deal. Clyde’s Caption : “What. Is. A. Deal. ” ?
2. I’m confident we can do this. Clyde’s Caption : ” Yellowcake, Yellowcake, Ayatollah’s man, how many Jews can we fry with one can”.
3. You ready for a deal? Clyde’s Caption : “Are those MY medals ” ?
4. One thumb up! Clyde’s Caption: “One thumb up, one thumb up my ass”.
5. Time to make a deal! Clyde’s Caption : “Mickey Says”.
6. Am I the only one here looking for a deal? Clyde’s Caption : “Can anyone spell deal ” ?
7. This is hard. Clyde’s Caption : ” Mister Roboto, como botty dotto Mister Roboto”.
8. Dammit. Clyde’s Caption : “Sure hope Obama likes the way I caved in to Teheran’s demands.”
9. Has anyone seen a deal out here? Clyde’s Caption : Hi, I’m John Eff Kerry, reporting for doody”.
10. Anyone? Clyde’s Caption : “Gee, I wonder if I can moor my yacht there ? No taxes, mmm, mmm, mmm.”
11. I think I left my deal under one of these chairs… Clyde’s Caption : “Did you assholes find my “lucky ketchup lid” ?
12. Let’s check the bushes. Clyde’s Caption : “If this doesn’t work, we’ll blame Bush”.
13. Dear Lord. If you’re up there. Please. Clyde’s Caption: “Allah is great. Peace be upon him, let this happen”.
14. Please help me get a deal. Clyde’s Caption : “Please don’t let ketchup become a health hazard”.
All photos via the Associated Press
Good Lord, HOW did THIS schlub become our “face to the world” ? These guys “negotiate” about as well as porcupines have coitus.
HERE is how I view Kerry’s attempts :
No doubt these are MUCH better than THESE clowns :
CLYDE. Too bad these assholes think “negotiate” is spelled “c-a-v-e”.