ASSHAT ALERT : From The “WTF Did He Say ?” File For Jan 9 2015

At a press conference in the District Of Corruption yesterday, the most SPINELESS bastard EVER in the Speaker’s chair had this to say.

WARNING : Set DOWN the coffee cups, and objects which could cause harm to your computer. I bust enough for ALL of us. Story from staff.


Boehner: ‘It Does Pain Me To Be Described as Spineless’.

January 8, 2015 – 5:28 PM

By Staff

An apropos description of the sot, eh wot ?

And THAT, asshole, is PRECISELY the problem.

At his press briefing today, House Speaker John Boehner said it pained him “to be described as spineless, or a squish.”

Here is a transcript of what the speaker said:

Reporter: “Speaker Boehner, about 25 members of your own conference voted against you. There’s a lot of opposition, people like Sean Hannity, outside conservative influence. Why is there such fervent conservative opposition to your leadership?”

Boehner: “Listen, I’ve given some thought to this, as you might imagine. The American people are very frustrated. They are frustrated in a struggling economy. They are frustrated that they don’t think Washington’s listening. And they want action. I talk to Americans every day. I talk to my constituents every day. And this frustration that is out there, they need to take it out on somebody. They take it out on the president, take it out on me. And, it comes with the territory.”

Reporter: “But you are one of the most conservative members over the last 20 years. Does it frustrate you?”

Boehner: “During my years here, when I voted, I had the eighth most-conservative voting record in the Congress. And it does pain me to be described as spineless, or a squish. And I will tell you what pains me the most is when they describe me as the establishment. Now, I am the most anti-establishment speaker we’ve ever had. You know, who was the guy that got rid of earmarks? Me. Who’s they guy who believes in regular order? Me. Who believes in allowing more members to participate in the process from both sides of the aisle? Me. I’m pretty comfortable in my own skin, and I am going to do my best to show all of our members, Democrats and Republicans, and those members who voted against me that I am up to the job that I was given.”


Look, dear readers, I know it’s Funny Friday, but THIS is just ridiculous. You have GOT to be frigging kidding me. Boehner, the EIGHTH MOST conservative House member ? Since WHEN, Johnny Boy, you of Man’s Country ?

YOU have done MORE single handedly to set conservatism back LIGHT YEARS since your ass got handed the Gavel. This walking douchebag is delusional. And THAT is why he was awarded the H & F inaugural Asshat Of The Year.

Exhibit A. For Asshat Of The Year.

Maybe I’ve been wrong about ol’Weepy. Maybe he DOES have some balls. It DOES take a set to stand up in front of God and everyone else, and LIE through your booze-soaked teeth.


CLYDE. Still shaking my head at this buffoon.

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14 Responses to ASSHAT ALERT : From The “WTF Did He Say ?” File For Jan 9 2015

  1. Crawfish says:

    Boehner: “And I will tell you what pains me the most is when they describe me as the establishment. Now, I am the most anti-establishment speaker we’ve ever had.”

    That lie is almost worthy of Clinton, Gore, and Obama!

  2. captbogus2 says:

    “I never lie,” he lied.

  3. Kathy says:

    You’re right, Clyde, this belongs over on Funny Friday. He really believes he’s not squishy – maybe we should make him a list.

    What a bimbo the reporter is, to feed him a question saying he’s one of the most conservative members. That just proves neither of them knows what a conservative is. And being 8th doesn’t make you a winner, lamebrain.

    • Clyde says:

      Good catch on that asinine question, Kathy. Being 8th, which is NOTHING more than the 7th LOSER, is certainly nothing to boast about, is it ? Thanks.

  4. vonMesser says:

    AllI can say for him is he is better than Nancy Pelosi

  5. Garnet92 says:

    While I have to agree with vonMesser that Boner is (somewhat) better than Pelosi, look at who we’re comparing him to??? We expect Pelosi to screw us right and left, we shouldn’t expect a Republican (in name only) to screw us almost as badly. He’ IS a squish with a capital “Q.”

  6. upaces88 says:

    I am so disgusted….that I have actually run out of words!
    Since Obama and crew have been in office…I can’t think of a single thing that has been positive!