Hey Kids…Did you get into trouble in school for gnawing your Pop Tart into a gun shape ? Did you get sent home for bringing a toy soldier to class ? Did you get expelled for pointing your finger at little Lucy Liberal and going “Bang Bang” ? Well, do I ever have a vacation location for you and your entire family !
Feel the rush of power as you take on the ultimate shooting experience at Machine Gun America, Orlando’s first and only Automatic Adrenaline AttractionTM attraction. Our mission is simple—to provide each of our guests with big thrills and unforgettable action, as well as a bullet hole-ridden target to take home as a souvenir. You’ll get the opportunity to shoot real machine guns and other world-class firearms or square off in realistic, military-grade simulators for a totally new experience. Choose your favorite guns from our wide selection of premier firearms or go for one of our themed shooting experiences for non-stop excitement. This is one adventure you don’t want to miss.
Here are some of their themes :
DEADLY DIVA LAND
Personally, I am going to wait until they open up the sure to be popular….
QUEER MUZZIE DICTATOR LAND
But if YOU are interested in going now, tell your parents to check out their website HERE.
And Happy Hunting To You !