In the hopes of saving taxpayers a ton of money this year, I have faxed this brochure to the POtuS. I included a note saying :
Barry, I hope you will consider this as your
Christmas….oops… Holiday retreat this year. Hawaii is soooo far away, and I know you don’t really enjoy lying around looking at sexy women in grass skirts, and hoping to get lei’d. I do believe you will find this more to your liking.
And if Moochie wants to go along, No Problem ! She can just register under her real name, ‘Michael’, and when she/he disrobes, no one will think to question it. Of course, if Mooch doesn’t care to go, you can always call Reggie Love and see if he is available.
Looking for a fun and relaxing spot for your next holiday ? Well, look no more !
“A private retreat for Men, in the Ozarks.”
Magnetic Valley Retreat is Arkansas’ Exclusive Private Men’s Retreat, located in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.
Situated on four acres approximately ½ mile from historic downtown Eureka Springs, Magnetic Valley Retreat offers a complete experience for men from all walks of life, from a relaxed and welcoming social scene to a private, intimate atmosphere.
Articles in Gay.com and The Advocate Magazine named Eureka Springs “The Gayest Small Town in America.“ With a sizable GLBT community and more than 50 gay-owned and gay-friendly businesses; this bustling historic town offers live music, shops, galleries and an eclectic mix of restaurants, bars and night life.
Your retreat hosts, Alvin Byrd and Charlie Thomas,
are long-time Eureka Springs residents and can recommend any form of dining, shopping, entertainment and cultural events in the area.
Please explore the site and contact us to reserve your suite. We look forward to hearing from you soon!
© Magnetic Valley Retreat
597 Magnetic, Eureka Springs, AR 72632
tel: 479 363-1143
features: lockable bedroom, ‘Queen’ bed (of course).
‘Upstairs’ is $80 per night and ‘Downstairs’ is $90 per night. No charge if you are ‘Middleman’
Concerned about bacteria and infectious diseases in our pool ? DON’T WORRY ! We have the most up-to-date filtration system available :
I’m hoping this will appeal to Barry. I expect to hear from him soon. Oh Wait…there’s a loud pounding on my door…I’ll bet that’s him coming to say “Thank You”….
Well, it wasn’t Barry himself, but he did send a couple of representatives to express his appreciation. If you would like to contact me, new address is :
~Terry (FEMA Camp #4)