The Goober Who Stole Christmas

Here is a little holiday offering, lifted from the Book of Face by permission of the author, Philip O’Neil. (Yes, he is related.)

10418215_10152924122913276_8836433768230027271_nThe people of USAville seem happy indeed.
I’ll force healthcare upon them, that they don’t want or need.
Who knows what they need any better than me?
The HMOs should be rewarded for their greed.
I’ll plunge them into war, to increase our debt .
A vote voted for me, is a vote you’ll regret.
I’ll tax the shit out of you so I have more to spend.
I’ll piss off the world so we have no more friends.
So our enemies can get us I’ll relax our borders.
No one can stop me.
It’s an executive order.
I’ll take away your freedom of speech.
I’ll tell you which god to believe in, and which Gods word to preach.
I’ll bail out banks, car companies.
Just as long as there is some kickback for me.
While you scrape and scrounge to put presents under your tree.
I’ll say to hell with you all !
Merry Christmas to Me !

Philip O’Neil, 2014

Dennis P. O’Neil

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5 Responses to The Goober Who Stole Christmas

  1. Grouchy says:

    And off to Hawaii with family and entourage for another 17 days vacay, at taxpayer’s expense. Turdy wurdy~!

  2. Terry says:

    I Do Not Like Green Obama Sam
    I Do Not Like Him Worth A Damn

    Nor Do I Like His Wife The Wookie
    I Refuse To Leave Them A Milk And Cookie

    Kudos to Philip O’Neil. Great job !

  3. Kathy says:

    Philip nailed it, thanks Saltwater, that’s a good one. I can almost hear the old Grinch himself.

  4. Hardnox says:

    We’ve been Grubered by a Goober.

  5. upaces88 says:

    Now he is killing the hospitals:

    Obamacare Blamed for Killing Hospitals