Here is a little holiday offering, lifted from the Book of Face by permission of the author, Philip O’Neil. (Yes, he is related.)
The people of USAville seem happy indeed.
I’ll force healthcare upon them, that they don’t want or need.
Who knows what they need any better than me?
The HMOs should be rewarded for their greed.
I’ll plunge them into war, to increase our debt .
A vote voted for me, is a vote you’ll regret.
I’ll tax the shit out of you so I have more to spend.
I’ll piss off the world so we have no more friends.
So our enemies can get us I’ll relax our borders.
No one can stop me.
It’s an executive order.
I’ll take away your freedom of speech.
I’ll tell you which god to believe in, and which Gods word to preach.
I’ll bail out banks, car companies.
Just as long as there is some kickback for me.
While you scrape and scrounge to put presents under your tree.
I’ll say to hell with you all !
Merry Christmas to Me !
Philip O’Neil, 2014
Dennis P. O’Neil