Michelle Speaks

From American Thinker  December 26, 2013


Michelle Keeps it Real with Reverend Al

By Jeannie DeAngelis

After heading up a ‘poor me’ sob-story session with mothers in the Oval Office, packing for the nine-hour flight to Oahu, and wrapping up a 16-day Obamacare public relations blitz, ‘Mom-to-Mom’ Michelle found time to take to the airwaves and dial in to the “Keeping it Real with Reverend Al Sharpton” radio show.

If I might digress for moment, Al Sharpton is a man who, judging from his hairdo and his manner, is neither ‘real’ nor ‘reverend.’

Nonetheless, apart from making some inane arguments as to why everyone should sign up for Obamacare, true to form the first lady began by dragging out the heart-wrenching stories. The first one was about daughter Sasha being stricken with illness as an infant. Like most liberals who have limited experience with anything, Sasha’s bout with meningitis instantly transformed Mrs. Obama into an authority on the need for health insurance.

While talking to the right reverend, who mostly listened, the first lady ramped up the fear factor when she cited studies that show that the primary reason Americans are forced into bankruptcy in the U.S. is being buried in medical bills because they were unable to afford health insurance in the first place. What she didn’t mention is that people in countries with single-payer healthcare systems also go bankrupt. Why? Because despite having socialized medicine, in countries like Canada and Great Britain while waiting for months to receive medical care, many desperately ill people are unable to work.

In Sweden, the bastion of socialism, the Association of Insolvency states that “the four most common reasons for indebtedness [are]… illness, unemployment, divorce, or bankruptcy,” all of which, thanks to Barack Obama, America is currently experiencing. At present, the only thing missing here is the shoddy healthcare system that’s set to crash and burn come January when tens of millions of Americans wake up with no insurance.

The most striking part of the Al and Shelley show was when Mrs. Obama homed in on the “young invincibles” who she says wrongly perceive themselves as indestructible. Michelle stressed that “it’s not just about moms and babies, it’s about young people who feel invincible… we need young people signed up too for this.”

It seems that after voting for Barack Obama, the 18-29 year-olds are, for maybe the first time ever, discerning correctly and rejecting Obamacare. Now the big push is on to lie, frighten, manipulate and exploit the emotions of those finally thinking rationally for themselves.

In an effort to convince resistant Millennials to submit, over and over again Mrs. Obama cited “curveballs.”

The first lady talked about life’s curveballs — the ones that land people in the hospital and cause them to go bankrupt and the curveballs that could cause young people working part-time to stumble and do a face-plant while walking and texting without health insurance.

Michelle related a story to Al about one woman at her meeting in the Oval Office who hoped to be saved by socialized medicine whose “son was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer.” The first lady shared that this concerned mother prayed every night that the Act wouldn’t be repealed and then cried herself to sleep.

Quick! Someone tell Ted Cruz that if Obamacare is repealed, all across America children with cancer won’t have insurance and every night their praying mothers will cry themselves to sleep.

Throughout the interview the reverend spent most of the time responding to every word Michelle said with a, “Yep, yep, yep… Right, that’s right.” Then, after discussing people who can’t afford health insurance finally getting affordable insurance they still won’t be able to afford, things spiraled from the annoying into the ridiculous.

Issuing words of caution, Michelle Obama warned that like a sword of Damocles, tragedy looms, waiting to strike the twenty-something set who believe they’ll never get sick because they’re young and “healthy now.”

The first lady gave examples as to why invincibles should stop being blasé.

First she brought up how “young people are the ones who are driving around late at night… [and]… can get into a car accident.” Without pointing out to Michelle that anyone of any age is capable of getting into a car accident, Sharpton responded, “Yep.”

Then Michelle turned her attention toward club kids who typically like to spin around on the dance floor splashing adult beverages all over the place. Beware, partiers! You can “slip at a club.”

For the athletic types who aren’t into drinking and dancing, Michelle reminded Al that kids who “play pick-up games [can] get a black eye, you know” — or elbowed in the face, resulting in a split lip that requires 12 stitches!

Mrs. Obama warned that homebodies who don’t like to venture out to nightclubs or outdoors for athletic events shouldn’t be complacent either. Michelle rightly forewarned aspiring Bobby Flays not to play with knives without health insurance because “Cooking for the first time [one can] cut a finger…[or]… bust an artery.”

A question for Michelle: Why stop there — don’t you know that a girl can slip on the ice on the way into a clinic to get a fully-funded abortion? During Obama speeches haven’t youthful devotees been known to collapse in a swooning faint? What about the very real possibility of an energetic soup kitchen volunteer, while hurrying to buy $540 Lanvin foot gear, suffocating while trapped inside the revolving door of a high-end boutique?

How about the danger of choking on a wayward tongue piercing? And let’s not overlook the millions seeking treatment for Obamacare website-induced Carpel Tunnel Syndrome and Obamaphone-caused brain tumors.

And if all these cautionary tales fail to convince the cocky, after January 1st Michelle Obama can always come back and ‘Keep it Real’ with Reverend Al Sharpton again. During that appearance, the first lady will be fully loaded with bloodcurdling anecdotes about people injured while running from IRS agents and left to die simply because they refused to heed her warning.

(Jeannie hosts a blog at http://www.jeannie-ology.com/)


Hat tip 4 Hardnox

The above is a bloody target rich environment.

Instead of writing commentary, I will play off your observations.


Mrs AL


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31 Responses to Michelle Speaks

  1. Is there a “Shit Happens” clause in o’shitbag-care? I ask because, the way things are going, a LOT of shit’s gonna happen real soon and those not covered by o’shitbag-care are gonna suffer heavy losses from lead poisoning and rock-induced cranial-ectomies. (just thinkin’)

  2. I’m not done yet
    These two, o’shitbag, et ux, should have their own sitcom called “As the Stomach Churns and the Head Spins”. They would have certainly won Oscar’s for their roles in drama, satire AND comedy. Oprah-the-Hutt Windbag could have been their sidekick. She’s great at drama and long-winded, too. G-d knows with those “air-bags” she’s got…

  3. Still ain’t done
    Do these morons really think that the majority of American do nothing all day by sit and watch Honey-Boo-Boo and the Kardashians while grazing on Food Stamp purchases of Mountain Dew and Corn Chips dipped in STUPID SAUCE?
    Holy Shit!
    There goes my BP again…..

  4. Not finished yet….
    And that piece of shit Al Sharp-turd. He resemble a Mon-Chi-Chi doll and has nearly the same IQ as the fur ball I keep finding in the corner behind the toilet (my apologies to all fur balls).
    Why hasn’t he, and Jackson and the other nimrods come down with a terminal illness yet? Does STUPID make one impervious to disease or is it that no self-respecting disease would infect them???
    Is STUPID our newest form of Penicillin or is it that the 3 brain cells, these jerks operate by, unable to discern sick and understand the need to lay down when dead?

  5. Good one, Mrs. Al. Thanks for the nervous shakedown……

    • Mrs AL says:

      And thank Hardnox as well. He found the article.

      It is always a pleasure to see folks express themselves and you did a great job.

      • Good find, HN!
        I’m still shaking mad….the thought of those two mongrels playing up the boo-hoo bullshit is sickening.

        • Mrs AL says:

          And my greatest condemnation is all about the emotionalism surrounding this issue. Many folks could pull a “boo-hoo” card but never will. Why? Because this is about a law and policy that is intended to wreck this country — PERIOD.

          The inability/refusal to differentiate between genuine emotion and emotionalism is a core hot-button thing for me. I detest the use of emotionalism and emotional black-mail. Grrrrrrr

          • They play on emotional bullshit because they think we’re all mental midgets watching stupid sitcoms all day, munching on Twinkies. Much like the First Wookie would if she wasn’t busy spreading lies n crock-a-bullshit tears while squeezing her fat ass-cheeks between chair arms, (cow needs an ass-horn n some grease).
            I wish their plane would land in muzzie territory. Bitches would run screaming.
            I know, I know…just a pipe dream…

  6. BrianR says:

    Why should the “young invincibles” shell out their own meager bucks for the crappy plans offered under Obamacare? Didn’t the First Wookie even see her own hubby’s ads? Pajama Boy, in his mid-20s, sitting there in his footie PJs, smirking and sipping hot cocoa while he mooches off his parents?

    • Mrs AL says:

      I personally think her comments (like most of the ‘campaign’ from this admin) was demeaning to the ‘Y I’s aka millenials. Don’t the younger folks see they are being played for suckers? Why aren’t they ALL screaming bloody murder?!

      • Most younger folks don’t get it simply because they haven’t considered much past next week’s paycheck.
        Retirement and healthcare is NOT one of their priorities yet. Wait till it starts hitting their paychecks and tax returns/fines next year…that’s when reality will hit and their tops will blow.

  7. HEA, you speak eloquently for me, as well. This is so insane, and The Mooch doesn’t even have the three brain cells that the LIV have~!

    B A R F ~!

    Good article, Mrs AL. This should go viral~!

  8. Kathy says:

    And the Oscar goes to…….Moochelle for her outstanding portrayal of an ordinary American mom. Sharpton gets one too for best supporting role in her drama.

    A leftist radio show makes the perfect stage for her to drone on about the perils of life, all the while studying her notes unseen by the drooling adoring fans.

    Pardon me while I go throw up.

    • Shall I rub your back?

    • Mrs AL says:

      Moochelle is about as much an ordinary Mom as … well, you get the idea. And the melodrama that is being staged is tiresome and is comprised only of false concern. I think someone over 21 can make their own decisions.

      Ok, I strayed. Say, what is it with everyone getting sick? Thought by this time we would have developed an immunity to these “people” (loosely speaking) by now.

  9. white531 says:

    I don’t know about you, but it is a personal embarrassment to me, that anyone in the world, would think this fat, ugly woman speaks for my belief in America. Her and her Communist husband, are so far from what I believe in, they might as well be from another planet. Sometimes, I think they are. Nothing that comes out of their mouths, even comes close to what the rest of us believe.

  10. Hardnox says:

    I’m with White. She and her family are an embarrassment to this great nation. The hypocrisy that spwes from her lips on a daily basis is disgusting. Why anything that she says is newsworthy is beyond my comprehension.

    I look forward to the day that she and are ilk are regulated to the dustbin of history after America awakens from this nightmare.

  11. Mrs. Al,

    I can’t email you. I’ve tried and tried but my email to you keeps coming back saying, “no such use exists”. I don’t know what the problem is. HELP!