‘D’ or ‘R’ ? Not That Simple

The 7 Types of American Politicians

1. DEMOCRAT: The Anti-American Marxist Subversive
The Marxist radical is out to destroy America and remake it into a totalitarian welfare state. This vile, degenerate psychopath knows exactly what he wants and pursues his goal with relentless and ruthless fanaticism.
Examples: Chuck Schumer, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton
2. DEMOCRAT:The Careerist Crook
 Unlike the Marxist-Communist, the Careerist is not ideologically driven. Under the right set of circumstances, the Careerist would easily switch parties and convert to a “conservative” if it were to benefit his political career.         
The Careerist Democrat will talk, walk, and vote exactly like a Communist, only because he knows that the Reds control the Democrat Party and can benefit his career.
Examples: Joe Biden, John Edwards, Andrew Cuomo
3. DEMOCRAT:The Ignorant Do Gooder / Libtard
 This comical character is the only type of Democrat that is not purely evil. In the deluded mind of the self righteous libtard, socialist policies are good for the people. He truly does believe in the Global Warming Fairy Tale, and that high taxes and heavy regulation serve the public good, and that massive deficits and money printing are harmless. Behind his back, the Communists and the Careerists laugh at the childlike credulity of the naive Do Gooders in their midst.
Examples: George McGovern, Walter Mondale, Jimmy Carter
4. REPUBLICAN: The Liberal Democrat in Disguise
 You will typically find these ‘Yankee’ types in the North East. They are essentially the same as The Ignorant Do Gooder Libtard, with the only difference being that they are members of the Republican Party instead. These self righteous Political Puritans see it as their noble calling to water down the “extremism” of the Southern and Western Republicans.
Examples: Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins, Mike Bloomberg
5. REPUBLICAN:The Gutless, Spineless, Supine “Moderate”
 Very similar to the Careerist, the “Moderate” is driven by fear of the liberal news media. He may actually be quite conservative at heart, but the minute The New York Times or Washington Post fires a few warning shots over any given issue, the “moderate” instantly soils his panties, caves in, bends over and begs to cut a deal with the Democrats. The media will then praise him for his “moderation” and “bipartisanship”.
Examples: John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan
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6. REPUBLICAN: The “Neo Conservative” Warmonger
 The “Neo Con” is essentially the same as a “moderate”, except that he is also radically pro-Israel and always pro war. Only when it comes to war does the Republican Neo-Con take an immovable position. This warmongering faction was primarily responsible for bringing us the Iraq War.
Examples: John McCain, Linsey Graham, Peter King
7. REPUBLICAN:The “Tea Party” Conservative
 Though very few and far between, and not always 100% reliable,  “Tea Party” conservatives are the only politicians in Washington who genuinely oppose the 2 Party socialization / destruction of America. Because of this, they are generally shunned, or attacked as “extremists” by the other 6 factions of Washington, as well as the liberal / Marxist news media.
Examples: Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee

…..Senators Paul, Cruz, and Lee stand together….and alone.


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18 Responses to ‘D’ or ‘R’ ? Not That Simple

  1. Hardnox says:

    Excellent post Terry. The six groups disparage the conservatives non-stop but while campaigning for reelection they falsely tout their conservative credentials. Sadly they are never called out on it.

  2. Clyde says:

    Good one, Terry. Absolutely spot-on. Agree with Nox.

  3. Buck says:

    And… 7. The Benedict Arnolds. Found in both parties and scattered throughout the other six groupings. This group professes love for country and wrap themselves in the flag but are the first to stab both country and countrymen in the back when opportunity arises.
    Name a few yourself.

  4. Don’t agree at all with the “warmonger” group characterization. No sane person wants war. They also did not lead us to Iraq 2003. Saddam did that by violating the terms of the 1991 ceasefire. That ceasefire agreement, which was ratified by the Senate so it was LAW, said that if Saddam broke the terms (and he did many times, as acknowledged by both Clintons and lots of D’s), WE were to reform the Desert Storm Coalition and remove Saddam’s government by force.

    • Terry says:

      You nearly disqualified your comment with the words “Sane person”. Did you not see who the examples were ?
      Other than that, I agree with your assessment.

  5. Best way to describe Group 7 is to say that they are the only ones who stand for the Constitution, and since the Constitution is by definition the very center of American governance, they are the only true centrists and, again by definition, the only non-extremists of the bunch.

  6. Garnet92 says:

    I’m with Craw on this one. Warmonger is a leftist-applied term used to paint anyone they want to impugn with negative baggage. We do need a leader who is not afraid to go to war to protect our interests, but does not do so indiscriminately.

    And I also agree that Group 7 are the only “Constitutionalists” and thereby, the ones who most accurately reflect the thinking of our founders.

    • Terry says:

      ….and you nearly disqualified your comment with the words “to protect our interests”.
      Rarely is war for that reason these days.

      And I agree with you and C’fish on Group 7, and PRAY The Lord gives them strength !

  7. Kathy says:

    Good stuff, Terry. After seeing this, it’s no wonder that nothing gets done in Congress. Look at how many game levels this creates.

    I would have put McCain in group 2 with the Dems, even though he’s technically an R, he’s a dem at heart, and proves it almost daily.

  8. Ditto to Crawfish’s responses.

    And McCain is a weasel in a class by himself~! Lower than a garden slug, and not as positively useful.

  9. myfoxmystere says:

    Terry, Bloomy is a Dimwitcrat.

  10. myfoxmystere says:

    One more thing, there are 3 GOP Congressmen from Southern California who listen to the constituents, and do their best: Ed Royce, Dana Rohrabacher and Darrell Issa. Royce used to be my rep until the libtards redistricted my area. I now have a libtard career politician Alan Rosenthal to deal with. He’s in cahouts with Pelosi and the Sanchez Sisters Loretta and Linda.